Ask the same master Supermen

One day Master Comedian (you can rename it with the others) are in trouble ..
Because in those days there is Superman, the Supermen Masterplease ask ..
Master: "Lontooong! tolool eh .. upz .. tolooong! "
Wuzz ......
Supermen landed ..
Supermen: "Hi, what is it you call me?"
Master: "Finally you also dateng Supermen .. plisss me please;) "
Supermen: "okay okay, what you please?"
Master: "See clay, adek I-defecate defecate on the streets, cebokingiih!"
Supermen: crudd .. * ngencing dicelana

Central Forest Hermitage (funny story)

In a forest on the African continent named Ramaius gantengikusforest, lived a hermit named Kyai Ageng Asamoah fikianus or oftencalled African, he had a student named Assamoahlaikum Wr. Wb.but it is often called Halo, because the forests there are only two of them so that if a name is like a friend to call his own, immediatelycalled his name.
Halo is very loyal to his master so that one day he told to look for food to feed them she was always excited and want to find a new one every day.
One time after feeding him again and went straight to his teacher,
Halo: African.
Teacher: saii.
Halo: There are new nihh.
Teacher: What?
Halo: Wear it first yes (as he put a cap on teacher)
Are you ready?
Teacher: It
Hello: I'll cool you know ... It's orange oreo ice cream flavor.
Teacher: hhaaaa, orange,.
Hello and Teachers: Diputer, licked at celupin,.
Gggrrrrr, dinginnn
After that came from the American researcher who accidentallydiscovered them, he too said: "NOT FUNNY, NOT crunchy TAU: P"

New items (funny story)

There's a father has a son who was just turned age 17 years. Every Saturday night out of the house and children often come home at midnight. Seeing that her father was suspicious of her habit, and he planned to investigate the matter quietly.


At her new home one night, suddenly the father called his son.


Father: Jaultop ..!!


Son: Yes sir ..


Dad: Here you are ...


(when approaching arrival the father said to his son)


Dad: You're alone with the Tuti ya?


Children: Tiidak ... pack


(in the heart of the child confused as to why the father knew if he was with Tuti overnight)


A week later the boy went to spend the night week and as usual hecame home at midnight. And the father was again called Jaultop.


Father: Jaultop ..! Here you ...


Children: yes sir .. soon ..


Dad: You're alone with the titin ya last night?


Children: Nope sir ... from a friend's house playing games aja


(in the heart of the child getting confused because again if the fatherknew he was with Titin overnight)


And on the eve of the third week to week four the father always knewthe name of the Jaultop date.


With the curiosity of the Jaultop think why his father could know, and suddenly an idea comes to mind.


As usual overnight Jaultop week, but this time he sleeps with hisdog.


Jaultop then went home at midnight, too, when I got home .. the father immediately called Jaultop.


Father: Jaultop ...!


Son: Yes sir ...


(the child is approaching and as usual the father smelled Jaultopbody, and suddenly his father said ..)


Dad: Hmmm .... ..... new stuff!


Son of: # $ @ * & *

No advanced Undaunted

Time art lessons in the classroom in order Ujo forward singing. Ujoforward in front of the class struggle forward not sing Undaunted ...
"Go forward undaunted to defend the right"
Ujo friends especially girls laughing and yelling, Ujo pleased with the way the place is not playing like a soldier ..
Ujo's friends laugh more,
"The bird will fly", the Umi sampil nunjukin screaming towards the Ujopants.
O 'ow .. It turned out that the zipper open Ujo

It's the Chicken Porridge

A chicken porridge customers are enjoying the food get a screw in the bowl of porridge, but he ignored these screws, probablybecause it's delicious flavor porridge.
The next day as usual he came back, damn well that day he gotanother small nail in a bowl, but he remained calm and enjoyhidangannya.Bertahun-year subscription to mush he is althoughoften it is hard to get benda2 within bowl.
One day the conversation occurred between them:
Merchants porridge: "It looks like you do with my chicken porridge,nice huh?"
Customer: "Actually no, but gara2 chicken porridge is now my fatherhad a hardware store ...!"

Stupid monkey!

Love You, Love knows, Love It, How I Love, Make Love, LoveMonkey, Love Confused.
Hahaha, so confused?
Read the words without love!

golf club

"Hello, Mr. Mohammed Al-Fahrezy? It's me, sir, Amen Liar, maid in the villa you .. "
"Oh yes. What is it min? I'm really busy ya?
"Anu .. i just start to tell nelpon, the father of a humming bird to die .."
"I Magpie Dead? Birds that had won at the World Level Competitionsinging that? "
"Yes sir .. that it is "
"Uh-oh shit yes ... but also pretty great too tuh make money out of it ..dead bird ngelatih min why?"
"Gara because eating rotten meat, sir"
"Rotten meat? Who would give him rotten meat?! "
"There Ngga lord .. he's just eating horse meat is already dead."
"The horse died? What a dead horse? "
"Horses have a master."
"The horse that won an international race that?!"
"Yes sir, He was dead tired after pulling a cart barrel."
"Lu crazy huh? water carts hell? "
"Carriage madamin water for the fire, sir"
"Yes ampuun fire .. what else?"
"The fire in the house master! There is a candle that fell and hit the fire curtain .. trus
spread deh. "
"Ja .. so .. you mean the cave was a luxury villa ancur gara2 messywax?!"
"That, sir."
"But there's lots of lights! Tu candles for hell? "
"For the funeral, sir."
"For God's sake, what's funeral min??!!"
"Funeral master's wife .. One night he walked the street in the house
pitch black, I think the thief, so I beat him aja pake stick
Nike golf masters ... "
Quiet ....... ........... , Some time
"Amen .... lu bener2 in big trouble, watch out if tu ampe broken golf club ....."
hahahahahaha ....